Here's today's 10 O'Clock Potato News.
Chester
Zoo is in the news. They're pissed off because people can go to parks
and beaches but not to their large, open air zoo. I think they have a
point. Also, if anyone can contain the stupid British public, then you'd
think an attraction that has a myriad of massive dangerous animals
under lock and key would be able to do so.
Yum!
I wonder what Geoff Cat would have made of this. He used to go mad for
the smell of bleach and, of course, loved a bit of chicken.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/06/03/britain-ready-allow-import-chlorinated-chicken-us/
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/06/03/britain-ready-allow-import-chlorinated-chicken-us/
Katy Perry's fucking shite isn't she?
Me,
using Owen's synth skills to back my words, and as one half of Tingle
In The Netherlands will be on 'The Sunday Sermon' starting now. 2pm - 5pm
BST today https://www.mixhitradio.co.uk/
If you missed the radio show that I was on about, it's on #mixcloud - described by the curators as 'brain melting #ambient & #downtempo #weirdness'. I think they usually do #techno. Loads of my tracks and some Tingle In The Netherlands on here too all nicely chilled.
https://www.mixcloud.com/ayeken/the-sunday-sermon-june-2020/
https://www.mixcloud.com/ayeken/the-sunday-sermon-june-2020/
I
was sitting in the garden earlier and saw a robin, in the hedge
opposite, looking at me. I'm desperate to make friends with all the
robins, in the hope that one day I'll get one to land on my hand and
take a sunflower seed. So, I made a sort of a 'ts ts' noise to encourage
the robin and it flew across the garden, straight at me, then hovered
for a bit just in front of me as if to say, "What you looking at?" then
flew off. Sadly, I didn't have my camera - it would have made great
footage. Anyway, I think the noise I made might be a stressy noise, so
I'm going to try warbling in future.
Never seen two woodpeckers in the garden simultaneously before - parent and young one here just now.
Aphid sheltering from the rain.
Everything was fine until I killed the false widow spider...
I've
recently caught myself pondering whether the retail workers of the
supermarkets I regularly frequented before lockdown have wondered if I'm
dead. #NobodyCares 💀🪦😆
Did they ever get that dentist who killed Cecil the lion?
Joseph the hedgehog looking well.
Aphids 14th June 2020. They were en route to the green bin but I liked the pattern they make so re-located them.
HURRAH! THE PANDEMIC IS OVER! WE CAN ALL GET BACK TO NORMAL NOW!
Song idea. "Aphids in my bra. You didn't have to die this way."
Is there anything more cynical than a children's choir?
Thread.
Sounds like everything that Jenrick does is transactional. Same goes
for the rest of the thin skinned charlatans in government. Our lives are
in the hands of these self serving oafs.
https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1276624617399103489
https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1276624617399103489
I
used to quite enjoy hearing what I got up to in other people's dreams,
but these days I just end up feeling bitter and jealous.
After
posting that status about getting up to stuff in other people's dreams,
I had that classic anxiety dream of going out without any pants on.
Owen wasn't bothered and didn't mention it. Typical. I wasn't that
bothered either to be honest until I remembered that they have CCTV in
the dream's locale, so I went back in and put some pants on.
30th June 23.56pm
I'm sharing this again because it would be a shame if you missed it..
