I wrote this 14.3.2004 but thought I'd paste it here before AI claims copyright.
Location:
Typing pool
Typing
pool?
Bear
with me.
Typewriters: Infinite
Typewriters: Infinite
Typewriters?
OK,
PCs: Infinite
Monkeys:
Infinite
Monkeys?
Primates:
Extinct now. Hairy. Can’t type.
Can’t
type?
They’re
not so much typing as hitting keys at random, that’s the point.
Time
allowed: Infinite
Expected results: The entire works of Shakespeare
plus every other piece of literature that could possibly be written ever.
(Includes drivel; magazine articles; biographies including those of people not
yet born; major works of fiction; drama and philosophy; all text books except
those including mathematical formulae; dogma; manifestos; TV listings pages;
occasional recipes and LOTS of poetry, infinite amounts of it, in fact all the
poetry you could ever write and more). So, do you think you can build it?
No
problem.
Can
you build it, run it then publish and copyright its entire output?
Yup.
And
how long will this take?
Hmmm.
Give me a month.
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