Wednesday, 23 July 2014

On evenings when the moon is full...

 I've been taking photos of skulls made by Vicious Noodles
This one inspired a little poem that I added to a skull photo taken on the eve of the full moon.

Thursday, 19 June 2014

Thursday, 12 June 2014

Making A Hedgehog Feeding Station


I've been feeding garden hedgehogs outside for years, but this year I decided to build a hedgehog feeding station because of the large number of cats in the local area. I was putting food out last year up until early December, but because of the cats, I was putting a lot of mealworms out, and not so many cat biscuits. 

During this time, I found a young hoglet, that weighed in at only 500g which is much too small for a hedgehog to survive hibernation; ideally they should be at least 700g. If they go into hibernation without enough fat on them, they will not survive the winter. I took the hoglet to Withington Hedgehog Rescue and told them about my dilemma with the cats. They suggested that I build a hedgehog feeding station, which has the added advantage of enabling you to leave some dry catfood available through the winter, for any occasions when the hedgehogs might wake up for a short while to seek out food.

I also learned that whilst the hedgehogs love mealworms, it's best not to provide too many as the hedgehogs will happily eat the mealworms to the exclusion of everything else. I have noticed that the hedgehog will pick out the mealworms during its first visit of the evening, then will return later on to eat the biscuits, presumably if there's been nothing better available in the undergrowth (although the garden is FULL of snails, and is chemical free). 

There is a lot of advice online about what food to put out for hedgehogs but do remember that the old wives' tale about them liking bread and milk is a dangerous myth as they are lactose intolerant. Bread and milk will make them ill. I've offered a variety of foodstuffs in my hedgehog café including hard boiled egg, which got a big 'no thanks' as well as crushed unsalted peanuts and sunflower hearts. Dry, chicken flavoured cat biscuits with a sprinkling of mealworms seems to be the favourite. Even the snails like them. 



So, that's enough about what to feed the hedgehogs. Here's a slideshow that I made showing you how to make a place to feed them.  Please also make sure that you leave drinking water available for hedgehogs. I haven't put the drinking water inside the feeding station as the hedgehogs walk through everything and can make a right mess, but there is a bowl of water immediately outside the box. 


I tried to find instructions online on how to cut the hole as DIY isn't my strong point. In the event, I just went for it and stabbed into the box with a sharp knife before using scissors, which probably isn't the best method. However, if you read the comments beneath the video via youtube there are some helpful tips from Lorcan Adrain, who says,

"An easy way to cut the entrance is to drill a hole in each of the four corners.  You need a fast drill and some wood.  Put the wood against the plastic and drill through the plastic into the wood. 
You can use a bit of cardboard cut to 10cm  x 10cm as a template and mark the corners with a permanent maker.
Use just a junior hacksaw blade (£1.50 for 10) and saw from hole to hole."


Useful links




This hog no longer needs to sit in its dinner to keep the cats away!



He's only making plans for Boris

So, London mayor Boris Johnson has gone ahead and bought a water cannon for London without consulting the home secretary...

He's only making plans for Boris

wolf in clown clothing he's everyone's chum
buffoon buys a cannon - all harmless fun
reclaim the streets from the plebs and the scum
affable, laughable chimp with a gun

when taken to task affects naughty boy
bearing to riffs re. the next hosepipe ban
thinks us too half soaked to see through the ploy
power by stealth, it's all going to plan

circus confetti won't  wash anymore
nor will a balloon to comb a  man's hair
who thinks he's a shoo-in cleaning the floor
of all in his path to be Tory heir

apparent despite his bumbling schtick
we know he's transparent; he thinks we're thick


©Helên Thomas 12/6/14

Friday, 7 March 2014

Noise Experiment 1

This is the tale of solitary old man, who lives near the edge of a coniferous forest, next to a spirit lake. Here he passes his time using a lathe to craft beautiful artifacts. The spirits of the undead, who cannot find peace, bring him their long bones to fashion into new treasures. As he does so, the lathe exudes a strange music as the troubled spirits are finally laid to rest.




Experimental noise made using Korg Monotron Duo, a sample of a church bell and audacity software.

Friday, 21 February 2014

poem about everything

I've been noodling about, and creating some music, while having no synths or software to speak of; that's Owen's department and he keeps it all locked in a vault in Tingle Towers, whereas I only have my laptop. I've also been trying to get to grips with audacity, the music mixing freeware that you can use to record, mix and put effects on.

Anyway, the results of my experiment with austerity audacity can be heard below, accompanied by an animation evocative of whatever plague it was that saw off Mr Blobby. It will all make sense when you click 'play'.