Thursday, 16 June 2011

facebook cures cancer! Hurrah!

Who knew?


  1. I have been an avid reader of "The Daily Lump" since Pat Phoenix had her left one off, and I am fascinated by any sign of a cure that might have saved "Britain's best-loved TV actress". What, pray tell, is this "Facebook" of which you speak? Such a shame it was not around in 1978. Jx

  2. It is magic Jon; the work of angels no less. The status update bar holds the fate of the world within it, but yes, it's too late for our dear departed Pat. However, I feel sure that re-postings requesting the return of prodigal son Dennis Tanner to the safe bosom of Rita in the Kabin, HAVE been heard and acted upon by the wizards of facebook. I never give up hope though, so I am posting a status update requesting a time machine that will take me back to 1978 where I will re-train Gene Hunt in the art of surgery and oncology, knowing what we now know, and maybe, just maybe, Pat will be saved.
    Hope this helps. HT

  3. "My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps". Jx